WTF!

I just got my son's cell phone bill. He has a new girl friend. Apparently he likes to talk to her
A-L-O-T!

Can you say, "Hand over the cell phone, punk?"

I feel it is only right of me to give him a chance to learn the wonder of a land line phone for local calls. Call me old fashion, but I pay the dang bill.

--stomps off--